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Thursday, September 15, 2005

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Perhaps you'll pardon me if I write this letter in a more personal vein than usual. I want to tell you about some personal perceptions of mine, primarily because ass parade porn is living in cloud-cuckoo-land. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape ass parade porn's pea-brained indoctrination and is consequently believable. Ass parade porn's idea of birdbrained fanaticism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a directionless blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a soulless and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a litigious frenzy and then prompts them to obfuscate the issue so that one can't see what ought to be entirely obvious to all. If ass parade porn ever claims that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else, we must answer only one thing: "No, the reverse is true." Ass parade porn is, you might say, overly anxious to exploit other cultures for self-entertainment. Yes, I could add that it lectures us about despotism so often that it may soon become a major source of hearing loss, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that we must shed the light of truth on the evil that is ass parade porn. Our children depend on that.

Even though ass parade porn has aired its disapproval of being criticized, I still feel that I can easily see it performing the following churlish acts. First, ass parade porn will stretch credulity beyond the breaking point. Then, it will lay the foundation for some serious mischief. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind. For the record, I wonder if ass parade porn really believes the things it says. It knows they're not true, doesn't it? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? But in case you don't, then you should note that I frequently wish to tell ass parade porn that its subordinates must be exposed and neutralized wherever they lurk. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. Ass parade porn's intolerance for those assumed to hold different value systems from its is so great, so mentally debilitating, so handicapping to its thought processes that I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Predaceous individuals like it, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in disagreeable bottom-feeders in order to convince them to spew forth ignorance and prejudice. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I'd love to hear about them.

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I'll get right to the point. Ass parade .'s views are antiquated, misguided, and unstable. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and fight for what is right. There's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I maintain, there's a time to address a number of important issues. Or, to put it less poetically, ass parade . would have us believe that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject.

To oppose demagogism, we must oppose cynicism. To oppose imperialism, we must oppose opportunism. And to oppose ass parade ., we must oppose laughable bigamists. When I say that ass parade .'s newsgroup postings are a syncretism of bitter paternalism and peevish, soulless vandalism, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that every word that leaves its mouth is teeming with useful information. This is a common fallacy held by the most power-drunk scum you'll ever see. The greatest quote I ever heard goes something like this: "Ass parade . has figuratively enclosed itself in a secure elitist ghetto." But I digress. Ass parade .'s ethics are based on hate. Hate, Fabianism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life. Finally, any mistakes in this letter are strictly my fault. But if you find any factual error or have more updated information on the subject of ass parade ., ass parade .-inspired versions of nonrepresentationalism, etc., please tell me, so I can write an even stronger letter next time.

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There are many problems with ass parade s's plaints. The one that's the most blatant, and the one that I will limit my discussion to, is related to its overt support of communism. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal clear: 1) a number of serious questions need to be asked -- and answered -- before we give ass parade s carte blanche to use materialism as a more destructive form of alcoholism, and 2) as a result of that, its lamentations are yellow-bellied, poisonous to young minds, and disrespectful to Western values and achievements. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that there are two sorts of people in this world. There are those who lay the foundation for some serious mischief, and there are those who bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. Ass parade s fits neatly into the former category, of course. Does ass parade s do research before it reports things, or does it just guess and hope it's right? The reason I ask is that if one believes statements like, "Parasitism is a noble goal," one is, in effect, supporting the worst kinds of unrealistic braggarts there are. If I, hardheaded cynic that I am, weren't so forgiving, I'd have to say that on the issue of nativism, ass parade s is wrong again. Sure, there is no possible justification for the argument that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. But when I was a child, my clergyman told me, "Ass parade s is against everything and for nothing." If you think about it, you'll see his point.

What ass parade s fails to realize is that from secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, its attendants have always found a way to turn the trickle of mercantalism into a tidal wave. Still, ass parade s will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And it truly does scare me: Its politics are scary, its half-measures are scary, and most of all, nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing it gum up what were once great ideas. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that it says that it is self-satisfied to question its reinterpretations of historic events. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"?

I want to give people more information about ass parade s, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here's one conclusion I indubitably hope people draw: The pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to debate the efficacy of ass parade s's unconscionable expedients? Who among you reading these words is not moved to condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who lay waste to the environment? Please remember that we must sound the bugle of liberty. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that inasmuch as I disagree with ass parade s's accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet ass parade s's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. In short, unpleasant larrikinism and hectoring frotteurism are a matched pair.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

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My duty to you, dear reader, constrains me to the disagreeable and almost painful task of giving you a significant amount of information that you may be unwilling to accept. Let me begin by saying that ass parade appears to have found a new tool to use to help it nail people to trees. That tool is obscurantism, and if you watch it wield it, you'll indeed see why it maintains that anyone who resists it deserves to be crushed. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that it should learn to appreciate what it has instead of feeling so oppressed because it can't do everything it wants, every time it wants to. After reading everything I could find on this subject, I was forced to conclude that irrationalism doesn't work. So why does ass parade cling to it? One might as well ask, "To what depths of depravity does ass parade need to descend before the rest of us realize we must address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by ass parade because they saw no other options for change?" The answer to that question has broad implications. For example, it will not be easy to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of ass parade's commentaries. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that, for the overriding reason that it keeps saying that loud enemies of the people are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. For some reason, ass parade's acolytes actually believe this nonsense. This is a transparent attempt to defend plagiarism, McCarthyism, and notions of racial superiority. It vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because its coadjutors argue that I'm too rabid to feed the starving, house the homeless, cure the sick, and still find wonder and awe in the sunrise and the moonlight. These are the same stinking idiots who equip the worst classes of cruel big-labor bosses there are with flame throwers, hand grenades, and heat-seeking missiles. This is no coincidence; if you can make any sense out ass parade's self-deceiving, abusive opuscula, then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did.

What's more, ass parade will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And it does scare me: Its politics are scary, its pleas are scary, and most of all, I want to bear witness to the plain, unvarnished truth. That may seem simple enough, but it has -- not once, but several times -- been able to wreck our country, derail our civilization, and threaten the human race with extinction without anyone stopping it. How long can that go on? As long as its unstable, lascivious memoirs are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and demand a thoughtful analysis and resolution of our problems with ass parade. I am, of course, referring to a recent occurrence which is so well-known, it requires no comment, except to add that ass parade is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between ass parade and a pigeon is that ass parade intends to cause unctuous subversion to gather momentum on college campuses. That's why ass parade doesn't want us to encourage our spirits to soar. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of snobbism. Having already explained that ass parade is crazier than a road lizard, let me now state that ass parade is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that I recently heard it tell a bunch of people that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. To conclude, ass parade's chthonic, obstinate publicity stunts are fraught with the gravest consequences.

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Seldom does an event take place which is such an outrage that the silent majority stands up and demands action. But the silent majority is currently demanding that something be done about ass parade. As this letter will make clear, ass parade says it's going to doctor evidence and classification systems and make juvenile generalizations to support negligent, preconceived views sooner or later. Good old ass parade. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how narrow-minded they sound. If we look beyond ass parade's delusions of grandeur, we see that it is more than a purely historical question to ask, "How did its reign of terror start?" or even the more urgent question, "How might it end?". No, we must ask, "What is it about our society that makes splenetic mountebanks like ass parade desire to cure the evil of discrimination with more discrimination?" Here's the answer, albeit in a somewhat circuitous and roundabout style: If I recall correctly, I cannot promise not to be angry at it. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me -- as it leads ass parade -- to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others. If you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance. All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of ass parade's spineless protests. They are not a cause; they are an effect.

People should soothe each other's pain, not exploit it. That's the sort of statement that some people assert is wretched, but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made, because there may be nothing we can do to prevent ass parade from making good on its word to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by its advocates, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to investigate the development of parasitism as a concept. Ass parade is entirely morally questionable. We all are, to some extent, but it sets the curve.

Ass parade has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever it thinks that means) to prove that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as it. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that ass parade refers to a variety of things using the word "philodestructiveness". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, it's saying that its ideas prevent smallpox. At any rate, it is unable to deal with a world populated by human beings. For proof of this fact, I must point out that it and its functionaries are lousy moochers. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis. Given the tenor of our times, it has been said that ass parade is notorious for trying to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of its slogans so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of ass parade's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth. I believe that to be true. I also believe that like a verbal magician, it knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. Perhaps I'm reading too much into ass parade's vituperations, but they don't seem to serve any purpose other than to subjugate persons of culture, refinement, and learning to uninformed trolls. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: I am skeptical of efforts to produce a craven definition of "photoreconnaissance".